Shades of Gray2005

Dave:
You know the express lane?

Eric:
What?

Dave:
Don't be a dick! The 10 f***ing items or less express lane in the supermarket! Well, I'm standing in line, and I only have two items, and I'm waiting behind this guy, this a**hole!

Eric:
Let me guess. He was over?

Dave:
No. He had nine items, you know, but I'm in a rush, so I ask him very nicely "Can I go ahead?"

Eric:
So what he say?

Dave:
He said... he said, "Why don't you go play in the produce."

Eric:
I take it you didn't handle this too well.

Dave:
No. No I didn't. You know what I told him?

Eric:
Go f*** yourself.

Dave:
[shouts] F*** you!

Eric:
No, you told him, "Go f*** yourself!"

Dave:
No, I told him to drop f***ing dead!