Shadow Zone: The Undead Express1996

Valentine:
That's very close.

Valentine:
But not quiet right.

Valentine:
Not dead people.

Valentine:
Not dead at all.

Zach:
Oh good.

Zach:
Glad to hear it.

Valentine:
Undead.

Zach:
What?

Valentine:
Zachary, have you never heard of Nosferatu?

Zach:
Yeah.

Zach:
Yeah.

Zach:
He's in that movie.

Zach:
Black and white.

Zach:
1920s.

Zach:
[pause] How'd you know my name?

Valentine:
You'd be amazed at what I know.

Valentine:
And Nosferatu isn't a 'he'.

Valentine:
It's a 'them'.

Valentine:
Vampires.

Valentine:
We are vampires.

Valentine:
Welcome aboard the Undead Express. [Everybody laughs except Valentine and Zach] [Zach gets up and cuts his hand and every vampire gets up except Valentine]

Valentine:
[Walks past the group toward Zach while creepy music like dun dun dun dun] [Stamps his steb and fangs out with yellow eyes and hisses at the place] He's mine!

Valentine:
[Turns to Zach with normal face] You need not worry, my friend.

Valentine:
[Hands a handkerchief] You're under my protection.

Zach:
Why should they listen to you?