She's a Good Skate, Charlie Brown1980

[Peppermint Patty tries on her skating dress, which turns out to be a long skirt]

Marcie:
Maybe it'll look better after I get the sequins sewed on, sir.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
[furiously] Marcie! This is the worst skating dress I've ever seen! It doesn't even have any sleeves in it! How can I skate in a dress like this? I'll be the laughingstock of the whole competition!

Marcie:
If you will recall, sir, I told you I didn't know how to sew.

Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt:
[sadly] I think I'm going to cry. I can feel the tears forming in my stomach.