Shining Time Station: 'Tis a Gift1990

Schemer:
All right, you forced me to tell you something I wasn't going to tell anybody else, but did you know that Stacy Jones, who wants to play Santa's helper, did you know that she... No, I can't say it, I can't say it.

Midge Smoot:
What? What? What?

Schemer:
She's a humanoid. She's an alien from another planet pretending to be one of us!

Midge Smoot:
I... I don't know what to say.

Schemer:
Well in that case, say you will vote for Schemer to be Santa's helper. I mean, after all, it's wrong to have these Martians playing these important roles when there are perfectly good Earth beings around.