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Kitty Lane:
[waiting on David at the diner] ... How come *you* never annoyed me?

David Livingston:
Well, I don't like to compete with the whole college.

Kitty Lane:
If I owned this joint I'd bust ya in the nose for that.

David Livingston:
[looking up from the book he has been studying] Yes, and if I were your brother instead of a customer here, I'd spank you. I'd like to finish this chapter.

Kitty Lane:
Well, go ahead, finish it someplace else where they burn incense or something.

David Livingston:
Alright, I will. I don't like this place anyhow. You may be hot, but the coffee's cold. [gets up to leave] Keep the change.

Kitty Lane:
[throws David's coin on the floor; then, under her breath:] Pinhead .... Nitwit ....

Kitty Lane:
[finds his hat on the chair] Hey, you forgot your hat. [runs after him] Hey stupid, you forgot your hat!