Sightseers2012

Chris:
[arriving at the caravan site] They've only got two spots left. One by the Dingley Dell and one by the bogs.

Tina:
[they are behind another car towing a caravan] He's going for Dingley Dell.

Tina:
Chris, I want Dingley Dell.

Chris:
I'm gonna get this bloody Dingley Dell.

Tina:
Can't we go around it?

Chris:
Just hold on, I'm gonna do it.

Tina:
[whining in her grating Brummie accent] Go around them. Go around. Go that way.

Chris:
I will, just wait there, wait...

Tina:
Just go around it.

Chris:
OK! Hold on.

[he puts his foot down and goes onto the grass alongside them]

Tina:
Oh, Chris! Don't look at them, Chris.

Chris:
Woohoo!

[he aggressively overtakes the other car and caravan, forcing it off the track]

Chris:
Ha ha! F*** you! I am the best. Get in.