Sinderella Live1995

Sinderella:
[under audience laughter, continuing for the next few lines] Oh, Buttons! I did so want to go to the ball!

Buttons:
[to audience] All together...

Buttons, Audience:
[in unison] BASTARDS!

Buttons:
Do you know when I see them, do you know what I'm gonna do?

[Camilla runs on stage and moons the audience with the words F*** OFF written on her backside, then runs off stage again as Madonna pops her head outside the proscenium arch and Buttons laughs uncontrollably]

Madonna:
[flipping the V-sign] Bollocks!