Sione's Wedding2006

Stanley:
[to Albert] What about Tanya? Tanya, who you work with?

Michael:
I thought she's seeing someone else.

Albert:
She hangs out with Derek.

Stanley:
She thinks he's a dick.

Michael:
So how come she's going out with him?

Stanley:
She's not going out with him.

Michael:
That's not what she said when I asked her to go to the wedding with me.

Albert:
Michael, you asked Tanya? Are there any girls I like that you haven't asked out?

Stanley:
So you DO like her.

Albert:
So? She hangs out with dickwick Derek and his homeboys, he's obviously the "someone else"!

Stanley:
Or, she hangs out with Derek because she's lonely, cause the dickwick she likes doesn't know she exists.

Michael:
How do you know all this?

Stanley:
I'm not just a pair of fancy shoes, you know.