Sione's Wedding2006

[the guys propose to the Pastor to bring girls to the wedding]

Albert:
It's so we're different people when these girls around. Even Sefa behaves when Leilani is with him, that's why he never takes her anywhere. Sione's like a little brother to us.

Michael:
Especially me, sir.

Stanley:
They're related.

Albert:
And this is the last wedding we'd want to ruin.

Michael:
Right, Sione? [Sione shrugs]

Minister:
Not just dates, not some girl foolish enough to say yes to a night out and free food. You must bring girlfriends.

Albert:
Girlfriends?

Stanley:
But Your Majesty, Albert hasn't had a girlfriend in 30 years!

Albert:
Good one, Stanley.

Minister:
Someone to whom you've made a commitment.

Michael:
Commitment?

Minister:
Commitment? Girlfriend? Other words you don't understand, huh?... You must find someone who sees the good in you. Bring her to my church on the day of Sione's wedding. Turn up alone, and Eugene will be more than happy to toss you into the street!