Slew Hampshire2013

Dude-Guy:
Talkin' about Africa don't make you more black.

Bro:
I was just drawing a parallel.

Dude-Guy:
OH, now you're drawin'? You an artist, too? Is that your major?

Bro:
No, it's Linguistics. What's yours?

Dude-Guy:
Gun Repair. It's a certificate course. [Buddy snickers] HEY! Some people like to shoot heroin - personally, I prefer cocaine - but I DO like to shoot guns.

Buddy:
And someday, you'll have your very own certificate that says you're qualified to repair them, too.