Snoopy: The Musical1988

Charlie Brown:
[reading a letter to Snoopy about his promotion to head beagle] Well, I'll be. [hands the letter to Linus, who also reads it]

Linus van Pelt:
Well, I'll be!

Charlie Brown:
Who else do you know whose dog's just been promoted to head beagle?

Lucy van Pelt:
Head beagle? That stupid dog can't be promoted to head beagle! He'll bring ruination upon the country! He'll destroy us all! He's inept, he's incompetent, he's...

Snoopy:
Hmph! If you don't mind, the head beagle would like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech! [hops off his dog house and kicks it]

Charlie Brown:
I recognize that kick. That's the kick of someone who'd like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech.

Snoopy:
I don't think that's an unreasonable request.

Charlie Brown:
And considers that a reasonable request.

Lucy van Pelt:
Weird! [She, Linus, and Charlie Brown leave]

Snoopy:
[proudly] Just think - head beagle! I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared.