Snoopy: The Musical1988

Snoopy:
[singing as he types] It, it, it, it... it was a dark and stormy morning... oh...

[rips the paper out]

Snoopy:
pat, flat, trite!

[puts in another sheet and tries again]

Snoopy:
It was a dark and stormy evening... [lightning flashes] It was a dark and stormy night, night? Right! When suddenly a shot was heard... a shot was fired? When suddenly a shot rang out! [gun shot] Rang out? Inspired! A door slammed, the maid screamed...

[Woodstock screams]

Snoopy:
That's building suspense... when suddenly, a pirate ship appears on the horizon! [some water douses Woodstock] Appears? Appeared... past tense! While millions of people were starving, while millions of people were starving, while millions of people were starving - what? The kiiiiiiing lived in luuuuuuuxury-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyyyyyy!