Son of a Seahorse2009

Nick Kilpatrick:
Let's do it, baby! Let's get a divorce-o-rino!

Madison Kilpatrick:
You don't mean it. You sound less serious than I did.

Nick Kilpatrick:
Oh, I am. I am. I'm just ecstatic, that's all! I'm a swinger, I can swing again! I can get drunk, go to strip clubs. I can suck on a different pair of tits every night! Do you know there are few things in this word more wonderful than having more tits to hold than hands to hold them with? I can get drunk, and play my Sega Genesis. Not having you nag at me! And not having to look at your grotesque body: I've seen less back hair on a sheep, and your twat smells like you've been gang-banged by Pepe Le Pew! And I can get drunk!

Madison Kilpatrick:
One, I don't have any back hair. Two, they shear sheep naked. Three, Pepe Le Pew is singular. And four, five, and six: you don't drink!