Spider-Man: Friend or Foe2007

[the Computer screen switches on]

Computer:
Briefing software active. Sense of humor, offline.

Spider-Man:
Excuse me?

Nick Fury:
Computer was getting a little uppity, so I pulled a couple of chips.

[a map of Tangaroa Island appears on the Computer screen]

Computer:
Tangaroa Island. Once believed mythical, this island at latitude four point eight one five and longitude a hundred and sixty two point three four two is mostly unexplored.

Nick Fury:
So far, we know this meteor shard hasn't been snatched yet. But there's still a pretty good deal of PHANTOM activity in the area. We sent someone in to retrieve the meteor shard, but we lost radio contact within twenty-four hours ago.

[an image of Iron Fist appears on the Computer screen]

Computer:
Agent identity: Iron Fist. There is nothing funny about this name. Iron Fist is a master of the K'un L'un martial arts. His costume is not funny.

Nick Fury:
Clearly, I need to unhook some sarcasm circuits, too.

Spider-Man:
Oh, come on! Just give the poor thing its sense of humor back!

[after a brief pause, an image of the SHIELD bird emblem appears on the screen]

Computer:
Sense of humor reactivated.

[stars drop down onto the screen and a red-and-white striped party hat drops and lands on the head of the SHIELD bird emblem]

Computer:
Thank you, Spider-Man.