Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner2008

Coach Z:
Strong Bad, what can I do for you this fine and dandy afternoon?

Strong Bad:
So Coach, what do you have to say about all those rumors of performance enhancing powders, juices and, um, snack cakes being snarfed up by your athletes.

Coach Z:
What do I say? I say you've got a lot of nerve waggling your talk tongue at me like that! In fact, I'll prove my guys are clean by searching through their lockers right now! [goes over to some lockers; looks into one] Let's see... nope, nothing in here, next... [looks into Homestar's locker] Whew, that's a ripe one! Next... [looks into Pom Pom's locker and sees some enhancing powder] Hey now, what's this powder here? [sniffs it] Great Strong Sad's ghost! Pom Pom! [Pom Pom comes up]

Coach Z:
What have you got to say for yourself? [Pom Pom bubbles] Don't give me none o' that bubble-debubble nonsense! I know the irresistably succulent aroma of Total Load Total Body Enhancement Energy Powder when I smell it! [Pom Pom bubbles in protest] No, no, it's too late for that, my friend. The Swedes'll never accept a time from a contestant who's on the Load. Clean out your locker, Pom Pom, you're through! [turns back to Strong Bad, who is now dressed as Homestar] Well, I'll be gorsh-danged, Homestar. With Pom Pom disqualified, it looks like you're the the new Free Country USA Triannual Race to the End of the Race champion! Who'da thunk it?

Strong Bad:
[talking like Homestar] Not me. My tiny Homestar bwain can barewy think at all.

Coach Z:
Well, let's get to filling out those forms for the Swedes... I hope the tape doesn't get erased this time.