Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People Episode 2: Strong Badia the Free2008

Marzipan:
Homestar, I told you I don't like you having all your friends over to watch the game and plan paramilitary operations without asking me first.

Homestar Runner:
Oh, you granola bars are all the same! Except for the ones with chocolate chips! You enjoy your freedom to not wash your hair, and play hackey sack, but aren't willing to put an orange bowl on your head, and wave a spoon around!

Marzipan:
[very frustrated] Okay, that is it, Homestar. We are THROUGH!

Homestar Runner:
Good!

Marzipan:
Fine!

Homestar Runner:
Better! Your side is East Marzistar, and my side is East Homezipan! Midway along the border we'll set up Checkpoint The Cheat.

Marzipan:
Why don't you just make your own country at your house?

Homestar Runner:
No way! There's a squirrel in the attic that I sometimes think is a spooky ghost!

Marzipan:
[walking off] Whatever!