Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

E-mail:
[with Strong Bad reading it] Have you ever been the narrator for a movie? Grant Gossman from Minnesota.

Strong Bad:
[typing response] No Grossman, I have not. But you know what's way better than narrating movies? Narrating peoples' pathetic everyday lives like they're movie trailers. Ready? Let's try it!

[Strong Bad goes to Strong Sad's room, where Strong Sad is eating a small pie]

Strong Bad:
[dramatically] Meet Strong Sad.

Strong Sad:
What? Who are you talking to?

Strong Bad:
All he ever wanted was to eat his grody ethnic food in peace.

Strong Sad:
Hey man, this is a Rogan Josh pot pie!

Strong Bad:
Until one day, fate threw him a curveball.

[an octopus flies through the air and hits Strong Sad in the face, where it sticks]

Strong Sad:
Ow!

Strong Bad:
[on a logo splash] Lump of Dump Pictures proudly presents: "Whined & Dined". In the game of life, may the best man... whine.