Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad's Internet connection on his computer has been really slow as of late, so he calls his Internet service provider to see what's up. Homestar answers the phone]

Homestar Runner:
[on the phone] Thank you for calling the Internet. May I have your account number or identity theft, please?

Strong Bad:
No, but you can have a heapin' helpin' of my unbridled rage!

Homestar Runner:
[sounding like he is reading from written words] Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup holder. I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India.

Strong Bad:
Shut up and listen. My Internet is crawling along like... something... funny... that crawls along.

Homestar Runner:
All right, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you to someone who can help you with that.

Strong Bad:
[incredulously] What!

[Homestar then hums hold music, even singing "It's the hold music," a few times as well while humming]

Homestar Runner:
[talking like a phone] Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us. The next available representative wi...

[He then speaks in his normal voice]

Homestar Runner:
Okay, I'm back. Lemme just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.

Strong Bad:
Ugh, enough! I'm marching my pasty white bwathom down there to talk to the man in charge!

[He slams the phone down and leaves]

Homestar Runner:
[still talking on the phone] I'm so glad we could get that resolved. Is there anything else I can...