Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Sad walks up to Strong Bad, holding a bunch of mail, including a magazine]

Strong Sad:
Hey, Strong Bad, I was just looking through today's mail, and guess who made the cover of Husky Headed Boys Back 2 School Catalog.

Strong Bad:
WHAT? Back-to-school already? It's not even July. So, who's on the cover?

Strong Sad:
Uh, you are.

Strong Bad:
What? I ain't got no husky head.

Strong Sad:
Well, it's about the same size as my husky body. Oh, and this check...

[He holds out a check]

Strong Sad:
...from Husky Headed Boys Catalog came...

Strong Bad:
[grabbing the check] Whoa-ho! My husky head commands a pretty penny. This'll bring home a few months' worth of bacon. I bet your husky body's not worth 108 dollars.

Strong Sad:
No, but poachers have offered several thousand for my feet.

[Homestar Runner walks in, holding another magazine]

Homestar Runner:
Hey, guys, guess who made this week's cover of Stupid Coincidence Magazine!