Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad continues to narrate peoples' lives like movie trailers. He heads over to Marzipan's house and watches Marzipan and Homestar chatting. Homestar has on a red chef's hat with googly eyes on it]

Strong Bad:
They were a couple in love.

Marzipan:
Homestar, you look like a dork with that on.

Strong Bad:
Until a dorky chef's hat threatened to tear them apart.

Homestar Runner:
[upset] Oh, yeah? Well, maybe *you* look like some type of enormous... alien... cow!

[Marzipan lets out a sharp, enraged gasp; music starts playing]

Strong Bad:
This summer... [he is now seen in a field, watching Homsar levitate himself]... this holiday season... [he is now standing next to the Poopsmith and his pile of whatsit]... this Arbor Day, some smelly French studio invites *you* to sit through a four-hour film with no dialogue and no plot: "Whatsit All About".