Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

Homestar Runner:
Oh, don't look now, Marzipan, but I think we're the hottest couple at the prom.

Marzipan:
Homestar, as always, we're the only couple.

Homestar Runner:
But what about Strong Sad and Deborah?

Marzipan:
That is unmistakably Coach Z.

Homestar Runner:
Who?

[cut to Strong Sad watching Coach Z lace the punch with mouthwash]

Strong Sad:
Coach Z, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. You're supposed to be our chaperon!

Coach Z:
Are you kiddin'? I'm just lookin' out for all yer hygienes. Have ya ever talked to one of these kids up close? Their breaths is terrible!