Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad received an email from Dane of Corvallis, OR, on what words to scream at the top of one's lungs in death metal]

Strong Bad:
First, you'd better be ugly, Dane. Or fat. The gift of death metal does not smile on the good looking. If there's any doubt, go ahead and hot-glue some corn flakes to your face. That'll do the trick. Now, I'm no geographist, but I don't think Oregon is anywhere near Scandinavia, which seems to be the only place left where death metal will get you any chicks. As for lyrics, you've got it all wrong! Screaming words at the top of your lungs is for people with blond hair. Ya know, words like 'tonite,' 'wooh-mon,' and the name of any street in L.A. Check it out! [he activates an online messaging program with a web-cam in it. Larry Palaroncini of Limozeen appears in it]

Larry Palaroncini:
[singing] Tonite! Wooh-mon! We'll be drivin' down Sepulveda with the t-top down?

Strong Bad:
[sarcastically] Thanks, Larry.

Larry Palaroncini:
No prob, Strong Bad. HEY! I'm gonna be online later on playing an MMORPG if you wanna join my guild!

Strong Bad:
Yeah, maybe. [against Larry's protests, Strong Bad shuts off the program] So for death metal, you want to scream from the bowels of your lungs. The bowels! Words like, "decay," "deranged," "decrepit," and, um, "delouse." In fact, you really can't go wrong with anything that starts with d-e.