Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Five2007

[Strong Bad is a lifeguard at a pool, where the other Homestar characters go]

Strong Bad:
All right, ya little sacks of crap... [he gestures toward a flotation device]... just so I never have to use this weird foamy thing, lemme explain the pool rules. Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way. [he sees the Poopsmith testing the water] Poopsmith, don't even try it. [the Poopsmith hangs his head] Also, no rough-horsing, no house-rousing, no butt-patting.

Coach Z:
Aw, nuts.

Strong Bad:
And no running, no diving, no swimming. But that last one is not very widely enforced. But most importantly, after you eat, wait three full days, get a complete physical, have an ear candling, and press "up", "A" and "start" before re-entering the pool.