Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

[Strong Bad and Strong Sad are taking jobs at an office in separate cubicles]

Strong Sad:
[looking into Strong Bad's cubicle] Hey, cube neighbor, my work staysh is asking me if I want to log off or log out. Which one do I choose?

Strong Bad:
[scoffs] Stupid temp. You don't know the difference between logging off and logging out?

Strong Sad:
Well, no. Back when I was in charge of the schwa sound at dictionary.com they used to...

Strong Bad:
Look, just hold down escape, control, tab, alt, both shifts, num lock and the little squiggly until your screen turns blue. Then, stare at it until your shift ends.

Strong Sad:
Oh, thanks!