Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Six2008

[Strong Bad and The Cheat are looking for ruins buried under Strong Badia]

The Cheat:
[questioning The Cheat noises]

Strong Bad:
I already told you, man, where there's ruins, there's riches! And booby traps we can steal ideas from!

The Cheat:
[saluting The Cheat noises]

Strong Bad:
Now let's do this! [he takes out a Taranchula-themed metal detector, turns it on and moves it around. It makes different heavy metal beats in changing frequency] Whoa, we're getting warm! [the metal detector plays a guitar solo] We've got something, The Cheat!

[they brush off the ground dirt over what they've found:
a small red object]

Strong Bad:
It looks like the top of an enormous riches-filled structure! And wait, there's an inscription! [he reads the inscription] "Coldonesdry". Must be the name of some ancient civilization. [Strong Sad appears]

Strong Sad:
Uh, me again. I think that's just the cap of a bottle of Cold Ones Dry. You could probably just pick it up.

Strong Bad:
What, are you crazy? I'm not touching that thing! It's booby-trapped! It'll shoot a bunch of poison-tipped witch doctors at me!

Strong Sad:
Riiight. Or it's just a bottle cap and you're crazier than ever.

Strong Bad:
You may be half-right, kid.