Surviving Sextuplets and Twins2006

Kate Gosselin:
[after saying hi to the other kids, she goes and says hi to Alexis] Hi smoochy...

[gasps]

Kate Gosselin:
Alexis Faith! Oh my lordy be! Oh my child, my daughter needs a bath. Emergency! I've never had this happen to me in my life time, oh darling. Ok nobody touch her, I'm going to get the bath water, this is so horrible... Oh... Let us get a glimpse of this shall we.

Madelyn Gosselin:
When mommy was going to pick alexis up she saw uhm Alexis'shorts were pooped, her shirt was pooped and her back was pooped

Cara Gosselin:
So yucky that I wanted to throw up

Madelyn Gosselin:
Thats what I was going to say!

Kate Gosselin:
We should have saved this one for daddy. I am not the bath giver. Daddy is the bath giver. You're going to feel like a new lady!

Kate Gosselin:
[after getting Alexis in the bathtub] Oh Alexis you win the prize. [Alexis looks up at Kate and smiles. Kate laughs]