Sweet Temptation1996

Jesse Larson:
At last.

Teak:
Hi, babe. So, how's your job?

Jade Larson:
My job sucks.

Jesse Larson:
Where have you been?

Jade Larson:
Uh, it was Art Day, today. I had to help Mrs. Simmons clean up.

Jesse Larson:
Well, when I called down there, they said you'd left early.

Jade Larson:
Well, they don't pay me, so they don't even look.

Jesse Larson:
Well, maybe you forgot that you promised you'd come right home and help make these deliveries. Billy's completely outta cookies. We've got a party tonight, and I - [notices Jade sharing a cookie with Otis] Honey, don't do that, you don't know where he's been.

Jade Larson:
Dogs are cleaner than humans. Mmm. These are good cookies, Mom. The best.

Jesse Larson:
Right. Don't take anymore. We need every one. Are you using that stuff on your face that the doctor gave you?

Jade Larson:
Ugh! Don't do that! I hate it when you examine me.

Jesse Larson:
Well, I pay all this money to a dermatologist, you could at least use the medicine.

Jade Larson:
Nag, nag, nag, nag. [walks out of kitchen]

Jesse Larson:
Jade, the dog! You know I don't like the dog in here when I'm baking! Okay, what do I do?

Teak:
Buy a gun.

Jesse Larson:
And who do I shoot first? Me or her?