Ted2012

Ted:
[Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning] Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!

Frank:
You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.

Ted:
I f***ed her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.

Frank:
That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.

Ted:
You got a lot of problems, don't ya?