Ted2012

John:
Ted!

Ted:
I'm alive, Johnny!

John:
Oh, my God!

Ted:
I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!

John:
You're back!

Ted:
Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places, so I'm a little f***ed up. But will you take care of me forever and ever? [starts laughing] I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was f***ing retarded.

John:
You a**hole!

Ted:
Come here, you bastard. Ha-ha! Ah!

Lori:
Welcome back, Ted.

John:
It was you. You did it.

Ted:
Son of a b*tch! You wished for my life back.

Lori:
No, no, no. I wished for my life back.