Ted 22015

Customer:
Hey.

Ted:
Hello.

Customer:
I have to... I have to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.

Ted:
Uhhh... Yeah, yeah. Box of Trix.

Customer:
Yeah, that's right. I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. Is that correct?

Ted:
Well... I mean they say 'Trix are for kids' in the commercials b...

Customer:
Aha, aha. Now, is that enforced by law?

Ted:
Uh, not to my knowledge. No.

Customer:
So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?

Ted:
No. No. You should be fine.

Customer:
You do understand that I myself am not a child?

Ted:
I was able to sniff that out, yeah.

Customer:
Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment.

Ted:
Yeah, yeah. You'll be okay.

Customer:
And... I won't be followed?

Ted:
No, uh... that's not in our budget here.

Customer:
Hey, I won't forget what you've done for me here today.

Ted:
I would prefer that you do. Jesus Christ.