Ten Inch Hero2007

Piper:
So, before you leave, can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey's really good here.

Zo:
Thank you, but I don't eat anything that had a mother.

Piper:
Oh, Okay. Um, egg salad, then?

Zo:
Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand.

Priestly:
Right on!

Jen:
Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilized, so technically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.

Priestly:
Well that, that's certainly appetizing, a hen-period salad, that's lovely.

Zo:
[smiling] I think I'll just stick with a six inch tofurkey.