Ten Inch Hero2007

Trucker:
['Interviewing' Piper] Okay, uh. Let me think... Elvis, dead or alive?

Piper:
Dead.

Tish:
Andy Kaufman?

Piper:
Dead.

Trucker:
Jerry Garcia?

Piper:
Grateful, and dead.

Tish:
Mariah Carey?

Piper:
Are we talking about her acting career?

Tish:
[Chuckles] No.

Piper:
Okay, then alive.

Lucille:
Why'd you come to Santa Cruz?

Piper:
I have family here.

Mr. Julius:
Are you a virgin? [Everyone groans]

Trucker:
Mr. Julius!

Mr. Julius:
Sorry, sorry.

Piper:
No... But I used to be.

Tish:
You're not a witch, by any chance?

Piper:
Is that a job requirement?

Tish:
Trucker's blazin' for the woman who owns the crystal store across the street. He thinks she's Wiccan.

Jen:
Yeah, they're soul mates, except she's not exactly aware of it yet.

Trucker:
Okay, everybody! Time to vote! [Everyone puts their hands up, including the customers]