Ten Inch Hero2007

Tish:
[Another victim leaves the sbop. She turns around and everyone's staring at her] Oh, don't even start with me. If men are that easy to out-finesse, they deserve what they get.

Priestly:
Hey, I'm easy. Don't I deserve it?

Trucker:
Well, Priestly, see, your problem is you always go after the hot chicks. You know. you gotta raise your expectations, man.

Tish:
Excuse me?

Trucker:
Well, really good-looking women, they're high maintenance. And without exception, completely worthless between the sheets.

Priestly:
Seriously?

Trucker:
God's truth.

Mr. Julius:
Certainly been my experience.

Tish:
Oh, you guys are pathetic.

Trucker:
All right, take Tish for example, all right? Men are so pumped to be with a body like hers, that all she's gotta do is just lay back and enjoy the ride, you see? That way, she's never gonna develop any skills in bed.

Mr. Julius:
I second that!

Tish:
Hey, I work hard!

Trucker:
Hey, don't get me wrong; attractive women are great to look at, just don't go home with the prom queen. Give her the crown, she'll never go down.

Tish:
I *was* the prom queen.

Trucker:
Well, I rest my case.

Tish:
All right, that's it. You and me, in the office. [Puts her hair up] I'll show you how I earned my crown! [Walks toward the office]

Trucker:
Women! [Tish turns around, an understanding scowl on her face] They are so easy to out-finesse! They deserve what they get!

Tish:
[Whips a towel at Trucker] D*cks!