Ten Inch Hero2007

Tish:
No way.

Jen:
What?

Tish:
You're still the scarlet V.

Jen:
[Scoffs] So? It's nothing to be ashamed of. Is it?

Piper:
No, it's not. If I had maintained, I wouldn't be in the mess I'm in now.

Tish:
Yeah, yeah. Listen, it's uh, it's not really different from when you do it yourself, it just takes a lot longer. [Jen makes a face] Never?

Jen:
You guys, I'm a computer nerd daughter of a southern Baptist minister from Wichita! I'm the worst kind of late bloomer!

Piper:
You've never plucked your own banjo?

Jen:
Come on, it's not like you guys do it all the time, right?

Piper:
Yesterday morning.

Tish:
Two days ago.

Lucille:
Last night. [the girls look at her] Don't worry; I made Bam Bam go in the other room!

Jen:
Oh. And *I'm* the one worried about carpal tunnel.

Tish:
Yeah, it's not carpal. It's more in the fingers. [Piper laughs]