Ten Inch Hero2007

Jen:
[about Fuzzy] It's a no-brainer. We *have* to meet.

Priestly:
Right on!

Piper:
And what if he is a woman?

Jen:
We'll find a way to make it work.

Priestly:
Ooh, if that happens, can I watch?

Tish:
What is he's 14?

Priestly:
Ooh, if that happens, can I, uh [Holds a glass to his eye] videotape?

Jen:
He's driving himself to the meeting point, so he's gotta be at least 16, right? And that's not *that* much younger.

Trucker:
Convicted felon?

Jen:
Well, he's out noe, so it couldn't have been that bad.

Mr. Julius:
Paralyzed?

Jen:
If *he* can deal with that, I sure can.

Lucille:
Ugly as a rhino's ass?

Jen:
Looks are really the least of my worries. I mean, he's a great guy.

Priestly:
Well, what if he's got, like, crazy-ass hair and-and, and more artificial holes in his head than real ones?

Jen:
Well, I could never be that lucky. [Priestly smiles]