17 Again2009

Mike O' Donnell:
[finds out that Scarlett is re-doing their yard] The divorce isn't final for another two weeks, so you have no right.

Scarlett O'Donnell:
Really? I spent the last 18 years of my life listening to you whine about what you could have done without me, and I have no right?

Mike O' Donnell:
It's just that I put a lot of work in this yard.

Scarlett O'Donnell:
Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about how "If you had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to do it".

Mike O' Donnell:
I don't think it was a whole two days...

Scarlett O'Donnell:
What about the hammock over here?

Mike O' Donnell:
Yeah...

Scarlett O'Donnell:
Yeah, I think you quit that one because you just decided not try anymore.