That Awkward Moment2014

Mikey:
Which one of you divas uses self-tanner?

Daniel:
I do, why?

[Mikey walks out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel]

Mikey:
Because I beat off with it last night.

Daniel:
Why... why didn't you even read the bottle?

Mikey:
I was a little drunk.

Jason, Daniel:
What?

Mikey:
My sh*t is orange. [Mikey opens towel]

Jason:
Oh!

Mikey:
Look at this!

Daniel:
Oh my God!

Jason:
Oh no!

Daniel:
Who knew that could even happen to you? I didn't know you could change colors.

Mikey:
Stop.

Jason:
Your dick looks like a yam.

Daniel:
Your dick looks like a traffic cone.

Mikey:
Just stop.

Daniel:
Your dick looks like a can of cheddar Pringles.

Mikey:
That's f***ed up.

Jason:
Your dick looks like Spike Lee at a Knicks game.

Daniel:
If your dick was jumping over the river, it would be the General Lee. [Takes a sip out of his mug and spits it out in a fit of laughter]

Jason, Daniel:
[Both succumb to built up laughter]