The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards2011

Himself - Host:
It was a big year for 3D movies: "Toy Story", "Despicable Me", "Tron". Seems like everything this year was three dimensional... except the characters in "The Tourist". Uh, I feel bad about that joke. I... no... I'll tell you what... I'm jumping on the bandwagon 'cause I haven't even seen "The Tourist". Who has? But, no... It must be good 'cause it's nominated tonight. So shut up, ok? And I'd like to squash the ridiculous rumour going around that the only reason "The Tourist" was nominated was so that the Hollywood Foreign Press could hang out with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie. That is rubbish, that is not the only reason, they also accepted bribes... No. All that happened was some of them were taken to see Cher in concert, how the hell is that a bribe? Really? "You wanna go to see Cher?" "No." "Why not?" "'Cause it's not 1975."