The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards2011

Tina Fey:
Tonight we stand before you not as Golden Globe Award winners, but as writers.

Steve Carell:
Don't turn the channel, we're still stars. But as stars who are also writers, it gives us great pleasure to honor the nominees for best screenplay.

Tina Fey:
Screenplays we could have written if we had the time. Like the one about the mountain climber.

Steve Carell:
I would've given my right arm to have written that. There's a story of a couple of lesbians.

Tina Fey:
Steve, it's a lesbian couple.

Steve Carell:
Ah...

Tina Fey:
There's a long, complicated sci-fi thriller, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. Not unlike my dreams...

Steve Carell:
Mine as well... There's also the story of Britain's King George VI.

Tina Fey:
The sixth...

Steve Carell:
VI.

Tina Fey:
And finally the true life story of social networking and how it ruined our ability to interact one on one.

Steve Carell:
I heard about that movie on Facebook from a friend I've never met.