The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards2011

Robert Downey Jr.:
I consider myself a veteran of sorts and I have made somewhat of a study of this. Tell me if I'm wrong. I don't know if an actress can do her best work until I have slept with her. Julianne. Told her I was working with strange new feelings that were confusing me, Angie. Only to have her blow me off halfway through the shoot like it never happened, Annette. Or casually mentioned that her boyfriend is coming for a location visit because he misses her and what they have "is real". Then have the gall to invite me to a three-top for dinner, Anne. Why? I'm not trying to creep anyone out, but where's Emma? I think I've got something for her. It's like a "Blue Valentine" thing, but not age appropriate. I'm not saying my theory doesn't hold water, but somehow all of these women rendered exquisite performances without a shred of help from me, so I'm just saying if I could I'd give it to all five of you. At once. The award, right here, center stage in front of my wife, the audience and millions of viewers. Here are the nominees for best actress in a motion picture, comedy or musical.