The 40-Year-Old Virgin

The 40-Year-Old Virgin2005

Director: Judd Apatow
Genre: Comedy
The 40-Year-Old Virgin is a 2005 film about a man who has never had sex before. His friends force help upon him once they find out. more »



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I hired a 90-lb girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, okay? I should've hired a 300-lb guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk. Do you realize that the 300 pound guy would kick my ass if he knew why he wasn't hired?

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