The Analysts2003

Craig:
Perhaps I didn't make myself clear. My portable is making this awful grinding noise, and there's this smell, like valuable proprietary data going up in smoke.

Tech Support:
Don't worry about that, it's a common problem on the portables.

Craig:
When it catches on fire and the sprinklers go off, we really will have a common problem.

Tech Support:
Oh, if you want the sprinkler system disabled, that's going to be facilities management.

Craig:
What? No!

[Hold music plays. Craig glares at the phone.]