The Aristocrats

The Aristocrats2005

Stars: Chris Albrecht, Jason Alexander, Hank Azaria, Shelley Berman
Genre: Comedy, Documentary
Rating: UNRATED
Runtime: 89 minutes

"The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary fil… more »



Sarah Silverman:
Joe Franklin loved The Aristocrats. He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. I was on his show... he said it wasn't a taped show, but we, like, did a show... yeah, it was his office. But he had a bed in it, like a couch... that he called "Uncle Joe's Bed for Little People", because a couch is like a bed for little people, y'know... Joe Franklin raped me.

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