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Captain:
This concludes the safest part of your journey. Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines. We at Total Bastard Airlines are bitter about the career paths we've taken and we do tend to take that out on our passengers. We at Total Bastard Airlines realize that with travel plans, you have a choice of many airlines, so we'd like to thank you for flying the blue skies with Total Bastard.