The Boy Who Could Fly1986

Uncle Hugo:
Don't shake the floor, please. [Hugo repeatedly drops a cork on the floor until it lands on its end] There you go. You see, you can't start on a bottle until the cork lands on its feet. It's very frustrating when it takes a long time. On the other hand, it's quite delightful when it happens on the first toss. [offers the bottle to Milly] Care for a drink?

Milly:
No, no thank you.

Uncle Hugo:
Are you calling me a drunk?

Milly:
No.

Uncle Hugo:
Why not?