Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel2009

[the Chipmunks answer the phone]

Simon:
Be cool.

Alvin and Simon:
[slowly] Hello?

Dave:
Guys, it's me.

Alvin and Simon:
Dave!?

Alvin:
As in "Dave"?

Dave:
Well, I guess since you answered the phone, you haven't burned down the house yet.

Alvin:
Have a little faith, Dave!

Theodore:
Yeah! [falls off the pot rack] Mayday!

[He lands on a pan, and it hits the floor]

Dave:
What was that?

Simon:
[whispers to Alvin] Don't stress him out.

Alvin:
Uh, that was Aunt Jackie. Yeah. She's cooking us a tasty 5-course meal.

Dave:
Really? Well, Can I talk to her?

Theodore:
She's practicing her pole dancing.

[Alvin and Simon look confused]

Dave:
Pole dancing? What happened to making dinner? Guys, what's goin' on?

Alvin:
Gotta go, Dave!

Dave:
Alvin, I'm not kidding!

Alvin:
Feel better!

Dave:
ALVIIIIIIIIIIIII...!

[Alvin hangs up just before Dave finishes]

Alvin:
Yep! Nobody does that better than him.