The Change-Up

The Change-Up2011

Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann, Olivia Wilde
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Rating: R
Runtime: 112 minutes

The Change-Up is a 2011 American fantasy black comedy film produced and directed by David Dobkin, written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, and starring Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman. Dave is a married man with three kids and a loving wife, and Mitch … more »



Dave:
[Mitch's line as Dave] "Here's what you do: what you do is you f__k verbal resolution, okay? You put that whore on her back, and you SHANK her. Do you know how to make a shiv? Listen to me: If somebody comes at you with a knife, you put her whole family in the morgue. That is jail-yard justice. Because if you don't come back hard on a b___h, you're going to end up getting sold for a pack of Camel Lights and a Jell-O Cup. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?... Always solve your problems with violence!"

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