The Children1980

Sanford Butler-Jones:
Just what are you trying to tell us, Sheriff?

Sheriff Billy Hart:
[angrily] That Janet is MISSING!... Along with all the other Children of Ravensback.

Dee Dee Shore:
You don't think they've been kidnapped, do you?

Sheriff Billy Hart:
I don't know what to think.

Dee Dee Shore:
[in a stoned voice] A kidnapping in Ravensback! Oh Jack, how exciting! [giggles while smoking a joint]

Sheriff Billy Hart:
This s a... a lovely piece, Mrs. Shore. [holds up an ashtray full of weed with an appalled look]

Dee Dee Shore:
Why Sheriff, I didn't know you were into art! Jack and I brought that piece back from Rome last year, didn't we, darling?

Sheriff Billy Hart:
[dumps all the weed into the swimming pool in disgust]... Call me if Janet shows up.