The Curse of Blanchard Hill2006

Forest Ranger Fred:
Hey you guys? I don't know about this. I think we might need to get some backup... Maybe a search team or the Marines or something.

Detective Roger:
No! That's a stupid idea. If we do that, this place'll be crawling with media, and we don't need that!

Detective Peter:
Right. It'll blow our case! If that killer has cable TV, we're done for.

Detective Roger:
He could even have extended cable.

Detective Peter:
Is that even possible in this forbidden land?

Forest Ranger Fred:
You guys, we don't even have DSL up here.

Detective Roger:
Lame.

Detective Peter:
In any case, we've got to keep quiet until we know more.

Forest Ranger Fred:
Buh... But we gotta warn them! I mean, more people could die! We gotta quarantine this place off!

Detective Peter:
Look, pal! We're the detectives, and you're the forest ranger. So you just leave us alone to do our jobs, and you do yours. Got it?