The Curse of Monkey Island1997

Guybrush Threepwood:
Is the lemonade good?

Kenny Falmouth:
Oh gosh, yes! It's a very healthful drink! Even better for you than placing leeches on your tongue.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Wow! What's the lemonade good for?

Kenny Falmouth:
It's a dandy tonic for scurvy. It'll cure all your symptoms, including, but not limited to: gradual weakening, aching muscles, sunken eyes, painful gums, ashen skin, loss of teeth, internal bleeding, the reopening of old wounds, diarrhea, kidney failure, fainting, halitosis, and death.

Guybrush Threepwood:
Will it cure evil pirate curses?

Kenny Falmouth:
No, but it has a refreshing citrus flavor with no unpleasant aftertaste.